1. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
2. God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.
3. Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it.
4. Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all!
5. I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
6. After all is said and done, more is said than done.
7. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
8. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
9. I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
10. Inasmuch as the earth is 2/3 water and 1/3 land, it is clear that our time should be divided. 2/3 fishing and 1/3 work.
11. Quote from the Boss: I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
12. The world is full of willing people -- some willing to work and some willing to let them. - Robert Frost.
13. I don't mind if you sleep in class. Only, please do not snore. You are disturbing others who are trying to sleep. - Dr. C. Rao, UW-Whitewater
14. A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
15. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
16. The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.
17. No matter how many years pass teachers will always use the word obviously, without ever knowing what it means.
18. A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
19. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
20. There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.
21. Two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start and...
22. Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!
23. "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." --Albert Einstein
24. "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"-- Albert Einstein
25. If A equals success, then the formula is _A = X + Y + Z_. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. -- Albert Einstein
2. God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.
3. Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it.
4. Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all!
5. I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
6. After all is said and done, more is said than done.
7. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
8. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
9. I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
10. Inasmuch as the earth is 2/3 water and 1/3 land, it is clear that our time should be divided. 2/3 fishing and 1/3 work.
11. Quote from the Boss: I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
12. The world is full of willing people -- some willing to work and some willing to let them. - Robert Frost.
13. I don't mind if you sleep in class. Only, please do not snore. You are disturbing others who are trying to sleep. - Dr. C. Rao, UW-Whitewater
14. A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
15. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
16. The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.
17. No matter how many years pass teachers will always use the word obviously, without ever knowing what it means.
18. A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
19. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
20. There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.
21. Two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start and...
22. Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!
23. "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." --Albert Einstein
24. "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"-- Albert Einstein
25. If A equals success, then the formula is _A = X + Y + Z_. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. -- Albert Einstein