A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
> Yes, one acre plus half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
> It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand.Does either of you have a real grudge?
> No, we have carport, not need grudge.
I mean. What are your relations like?
> All my relations still in Poland , hers in Mitcheegun.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
> We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player .
Does your wife beat you up?
> No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
> No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
> She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
> I got proof.
What kind of proof?
> She going to poison me.She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.I read good. It say: 'Polish Remover'.
Moral Lesson? ......